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What Gets You Banned From Xbox Live Until The Year 9999?

A concerned parent has apparently taken to the official 360 forums, looking for an explanation as to why his son had been banned from Xbox Live until the Year of our Lord, 9999. Microsoft was only too happy to oblige.

"Would be helpful if someone could enlighten me as to why he has been suspended until 31/12/9999 without notification" reads the plea from user TC57UK. Xbox Live enforcer XBLPET Whiskey was on-hand to provide said notification.

 

Priceless.

 

MY SON 2 [Xbox, via NeoGAF]



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BWAAAAAAA~

I guess XBL enforcers don't sugarcoat it.



Stupid little dick (literally)



"sorry son, i don't think i'll be able to recover your account.... but thanks for lending me your 360 this weekend!!"



OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

Awesome! I guess his exposure was short lived.



Tease.

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AHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA xD



hahaha wow sucks for him! Microsoft...always straight to the point.



  Kinect! who needs video games!

calvinandhobbes said:
hahaha wow sucks for him! Microsoft...always straight to the point.

WIN!!!!



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If they had any idea how much cock and boob (among other things) are being shown during the average game of Uno (only play with females, fellow gamers!). It was better than internet porn when I first got my Live Vision camera. Avatars came along an fucked everything up. Now nobody uses a camera anymore.



d21lewis said:
If they had any idea how much cock and boob (among other things) are being shown during the average game of Uno (only play with females, fellow gamers!). It was better than internet porn when I first got my Live Vision camera. Avatars came along an fucked everything up. Now nobody uses a camera anymore.

haha strip Uno huh

Or was it more like you were using your studly manliness to seduce the ladies. I can see it now in a random game of uno

d21lewis: *flashes smile* I'll show you my left testicle if you show me your boobs, its really smooth

random girl: ...done!



                                           

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