mine is...

Q: what's black and screams?

A: Stevie Wonder answering an iron 

My favourite jokes are far too racist and explicit for a forum like this.

yours is nice, lol.

I better stay away from this thread..

There's nothing wrong with a good racist joke... I have a great one that I will tell if you guys tell yours.
You see all jokes are based on stereotypes and different races make for good stereotypes. As long as your not racist yourself no-one will care. I get told joke about white people all the time and I think it's funny.

 Stevie wonder is blind. The idea of the joke is that he hears the phone ring and picks up the hot iron and burns himself.

Yeah I am bored I guess... Can someone please start a thread saying they touched sorikus vagina please? 

Here's one I was emailed last week that I found funny  (I'm too lazy to fix the grammar mistakes in it):


Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.  He marched Straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing Welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.  We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive Around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.  Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to Escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to Satisfy her sexual urges .
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is 200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, " Yeah, well . You started it."

this is crap thread...

 Tell a joke then