Ever wondered why a Plant just dies on you? Ever just wanted it to live and thrive with all it's naturey glory? Well now you can, thanks to me.

Step 1:

Hunt for a container of some sort that can hold water, doesn't have to be anything fancy.

Step 2:

Fill it with water, it can be just tap water it's fine, in fact that's normal.

Step 3:

Now, this is where things get tricky, find the a plant that is thirsty, you'll know by the grey tips on the leaves, douse water over it, not so much the leaves, just near and over the base, don't put to much water in though because just like humans plants can drown too.

And there you have it, now you can watch your neighbors jealous face as his plants shrivel up and die whilst yours grow tall and proud.

Pizza and this, my life has been changed forever!

I usually just piss on it while flipping it off. Damn plants, ruining the neighborhood. GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE!

I feed my plants frozen pizza.

yeah=)

AoA are you bored??

My plants water me.

what if its a cactus?

P-lants... plants, plants... oh, plants! Long time no see them :)

this thread is full of epic win!

Actually I only own a bamboo whom I call Mr.Bamboo, very original I know, gave a name to get attached to it so that I remember taking care of him.

He gets special care. No tap water, because they contain chemical elements that reduce bateria level but those chemicals aren't good for bamboos, so he gets natural spring water.

I change his water once a week. I give him light but never directly. I sometimes spray his leaves with the same type water, he's very green, has lots of leaves and seems happy. :) Also he's a lucky health bamboo. ^_^