Told you I loved you and wanted your babies?

If I were a female, I'd have sex with you and have your babies.

But since I'm not, I think that I'll just move on.

I haven't had sex in over a week. I'll take anything I can get right now.

 Lucky b***ard, My girlfriends been at her parents for easter and I haven't seen her in 3 weeks think how I feel lol

I haven't had sex in 19 years and five and a half months, yet I'm doing just fine.

Yours is away too? Sucks eh.

And to think, I've got another week at the very least before she gets back.

Ths combined with a lack of nicotine makes me one sad panda :(

i would say lets do it big daddy

@DMeisterJ you 19 in you haven't had sex yet? what are you waiting for.

I'm none too sure. 

I suppose that I could just go and have sex with just anyone, but I don't really want to have sex.

At least not now.

I don't know why.

@DMeisterJ are you afraid be honest