Well lets hear it VgChartz...who will win in a fight? I say Chuck Norris will win and here's why:

1) Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

2) After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

3) Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

4) Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

5) Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night!

There are so many reasons why Chuck Norris will win, these are just a few...tell me if you disagree?

Can this stand up to this ?

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Chuck Norris will be too busy trying to sell exercise equipment when Kratos chops off his head!!!

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Lol @ the idea that any game character can stand up to Chuck. Still, think if you put Gordon Freeman on there instead he *might* have had a chance.

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Blasphemy. Noone can stand up to Chuck Norris!

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Chuck Norris easily.

Why? just go to www.google.com and type in: where is chuck norris ,then click on the first link

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"Casual" is the new "Hardcore"

If it isn't turnbased it isn't worth playing( mostly  )

Nintendo with motion = failure/fad/gimmicky you name it.

Sony and MS with motion = the future.. ( funny isn't it )

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Chuck Norris, veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy easily!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

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Silly sony fans, the only man to ever beat Mr. Norris in a fight later died from the effort required (Mr. Lee) and since Chuck only took a day to heal and be in his next ball busting movie…can you really call Mr. Lee’s fight a victory?

Kratos would burst into flame from the seething glare Chuck would send his way, then b/c he is such a nice guy Mr Norris would put out those flames with his golden shower of truth and justice…

Leaving behind a very pitiful urine smelling Kratos without having ever thrown a punch

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did you know that thru ancient martial art technique Chuck can put extra energy into any bullet he fires...here in experiment a you can see him firing a standard military issue rifle

 

now here is the result

 

A Bomb you say...no it was only Chuck Norris at target pratice

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